Григорий Громов (abcdefgh) wrote,
Григорий Громов
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"Краткий Словарь Сокращений"

в названиях ряда левых организаций:

parasites

Examples of poorly chosen names for otherwise great progressive initiatives:

    PARASITES - People Against Responsibility And Supervision In Tolerant Equitable Society
    STEAL - Success Trough Expropriation And Litigation
    DESTROY - Democratic Engineering of Society Through Re-education of Youth
    BUST - Bringing Up Socialist Tomorrow
    CACA - Center for Advancement of Communist Alternatives
    PIMP - People's Initiative to Moderate Prostitution
    FUCKED - Feminist Urban Center for Karmic Eradication of Dependency
    CASKET - Citizen Advocates for Socialist Kidney Exchange Technology
    PLAGUE - Progressive Lawyers Advocating Guaranteed Unlimited Expropriation
    RETARD - Radical Educators For Tolerant Affirmation of Rationalized Degeneracy
    SHIT - Socialized Healthcare Internal Taskforce
    SMEAR - Socialist Media Enforcing Adequate Research
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    Source: Информационное агенство PeopleCube.com



Update: В дискуссии к издательскому плану очередного тиража Словаря вышеотмеченного, опять отмечалось что необходимо было бы своевременно предусмотреть включение в него также следующих весьма популярных в лево-либеральной среде названий:

    FRAUDS - Free-thinking Radicals for Awareness, Understanding, Diversity, and Sensitivity
    POTEMKIN - Pacifists Opposed To Escalation and the Military's Killing of Innocent Non-combatants
    IDIOTS - Illiterate Drunks and Illegals Openly Taunting Society
    SCAM- Society of Comrades against Meritocracy
    HERPES - Humanitarians Extending Relief to Poorly Endowed Sex-workers
    HALT - Hippies Against Logical Thinking

Предметом рассмотрения следующего заседания ред-совета издательства "Прогрессивной Энциклопедии" определены ряд своевременно подавших заявки левых групп и академически наиболее известных из числа либеральных организаций:

    Unemployed Aliens For Easy Children
    Utopian Lawyers For Systematic Whatever
    Starving Toddlers For Systematic Apology
    Unemployed Mental Patients For Socialized Sex
    Angry Housewives For Equitable Civilization
    Disabled Muslims For Lower Aid
    Progressive Dolphins For Human Humanity
    Anarchist Toddlers For Worldwide Painkillers
    Anarchist Mothers For Human Sex
    Socialist Mental Patients For Systematic America
    Poor Hippies For Non-Violent Welfare
    Drugged Bush-haters For Spontaneous Drugs
    Desperate Sex Workers For Vegetarian Rainforest


Update: в комментах korf напомнил про еще одну позицию - все той же лексической природы - вышеобсуждаемых акронимов:
    PAGAN -- People Against Goodness And Normalcy.
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