Григорий Громов (abcdefgh) wrote,
Григорий Громов
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О воспитании маленьких

но и не только впрочем наверное тоже:


    IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
    DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

    "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!



Это выше фрагмент был из сборника педагогических советов, что ходит по имейловым рассылкам кажется уже некотрое время с - как и в любом "письме счастья" - советом разослать его еще по 10 адресам.

Решил вот на всякий случай - хоть они и пишут в конце что если не разошлешь то тебе "не боись, ничего за это не будет" (> Quick, send this on to ten people within the next five minutes. Nothing will happen if you don't, but if you do, ten people will be laughing) - перевыполнить норму и запостить тут в дневнике.

У меня пусть не самый популярный журнал, но и уж всяко не 10 а поболе будет френдофф то поди. Наверное тогда зачтется если чего или наоброт может как - вот :
    > WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN
    > (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
    > To those of us who have children in our lives,
    > whether they are our own,
    > grandchildren,
    > nieces,
    > nephews,
    > or students...
    > here is something to make you chuckle.
    >
    > Whenever your children are out of control,
    > you can take comfort from the thought that
    > even God's omnipotence did not extend
    > to His own children.
    >
    > After creating heaven and earth,
    > God created Adam and Eve.
    >
    > And the first thing he said was
    > "DON'T!"
    >
    > "Don't what?"
    > Adam replied.
    >
    > "Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
    > God said.
    >
    > "Forbidden fruit?
    > We have forbidden fruit?
    > Hey Eve. we have forbidden fruit!"
    >
    > "No Way!"
    >
    > "Yes way!"
    >
    > "Do NOT eat the fruit! "
    > said God.
    >
    > "Why?"
    >
    > "Because I am your Father and I said so! "
    >
    > God replied,
    > wondering why He hadn't stopped
    > creation after making the elephants.
    >
    > A few minutes later,
    > God saw His children having an apple break
    > and He was ticked!
    >
    > "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? "
    > God asked.
    >
    > "Uh huh,"
    > Adam replied.
    >
    > "Then why did you? "
    > said the Father.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > "I don't know,"
    > said Eve.
    >
    > "She started it! "
    > Adam said.
    >
    > "Did not! "
    >
    > "Did too! "
    >
    > "DID NOT! "
    >
    > Having had it with the two of them,
    > God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
    > should have children of their own.
    >
    > Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
    >
    >
    > BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!
    >
    > If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and
    > they
    > haven't taken it,
    > don't be hard on yourself.
    >
    > If God had trouble raising children,
    > what makes you think it would be
    > a piece of cake for you?
    >
    > THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
    >
    > 1. You spend the first two years of their life
    > teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
    > the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
    >
    > 2. Grandchildren are God's reward
    > for not killing your own children.
    >
    > 3. Mothers of teens now know why
    > some animals eat their young.
    >
    > 4. Children seldom misquote you.
    >
    > In fact,
    > they usually repeat word for word
    > what you shouldn't have said.
    >
    > 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
    > is to remind yourself that there are children
    > more awful than your own.
    >
    >
    >
    > 6. We childproofed our homes,
    > but they are still getting in.
    >
    >
    >
    > ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
    >
    > Be nice to your kids.
    > They will choose your
    > nursing home one day.
    >
    > AND FINALLY:
    >
    > IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION
    > AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
    > DO WHAT IT SAYS
    > ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
    >
    > "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN"
    > AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
    >
    > Quick,
    > send this on to ten people
    > within the next five minutes.
    >
    > Nothing will happen if you don't,
    > but if you do,
    > ten people will be laughing
    >
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