Григорий Громов (abcdefgh) wrote,
Григорий Громов
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"Могли бы"

Супруги глубокой уже ночью поняли что нет смысла продолжать движение и съехали от греха со скоростной дороги, чтобы заночевать в первом же какой встретт отеле. Так с сделали.

Утром встали и спешат продолжить свое путешествие. Муж подошел к стойке регистрации чтобы расчитаться. Ему отрывают счет с принтера - он протирает глаза, ничего понять не может. Просит позвать менеджера отеля - пусть ему объяснят за что это им насчитали 250 долларов.

Спускается менеджер и любезно поясняет поводя пальцем по распечатке: обед, завтрак и ужин у нас для постояльцев включены в счет, а вот видите фитнис клуб у нас в подвале ... Но ведь мы ни в ресторане, ни в каком клубе не были? Не имеет значение - могли бы. А вот здесь - бассейн и сауна в соседнем корпусе. Но ведь ... Не важно - могли бы. Далее ... - итого ровно 350.

Муж вынимает бумажник и протягивает 50 долл. Все - в расчете. - Но позвольте - счет на 250? Удержал с Вас 300 долл за то, что переспали с моей женой. Но ведь ... Не важно - она провела ночь в Вашем отеле - могли бы.
    Hotel Bill
    Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this... A husband & wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost 24 hrs. on the road, they're too tired to continue, & they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel & take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours & then get back on the road.

    When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes & demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.

    When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, & then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool & a huge conference center that were available for the husband & wife to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, & you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood & Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again. "Well, we have them, & you could have," the Manager replies.

    No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, & eventually the man gives up & agrees to pay. He writes a check & gives it to the Manager.

    The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $50."

    "That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here, & you could have."
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